Associates & Colleagues

Mark  "Scarecrow"  Lafferty	Mark "Scarecrow" Lafferty has often been referred to as the greatest that never was. Of course, he gave this moniker to himself in a lame attempt at grandiosity when the reality, folks, is that he's a lazy no-good bastard with nothing better to do than search the internet for electronic deals and free tennis shoes while constantly organizing and reorganizing his room in his mother's basement. Someday, he hopes to find true love in the arms of a Filipino.   » Contact Scarecrow Lafferty
	Joey "The Face of Death" Deasy has promised that his face will be the last thing I see before I die.
Brian Campbell	Often described as Mussolini to my Hitler, figuratively speaking, he helps keep the trains running on time at The Idiot.  Of his many responsibilities, probably the most difficult is keeping columnist Judd Trichter in line.